...guys mind if I end Becoming a Princess's Love with how it is? I've been stuck with this chapter for a year now and I can't seem to finish it. I'm sorry if any of you guys liked that story...it turns out I'm not really good at writing Flashlight.

If you thought I was going to talk about why I wanted to do this, then you were mistaken. I'm just doing it because I darn well feel like it.

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I...do not like sandwiches.

I don't even eat them, at all. I won't even eat a slice of bread with butter and jam. Only bread-based thing I'll eat is toast or a breville.

This is an odd story that still doesn't make any sense to me, but it's short, so I'll get on with it. As with another personal hate of mine, this story stems from my time in primary school.

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Woooooo boy I have not been active at all. I figured I'd make this post to kind of explain what I've been stuck with and what not.

So I've been inactive cause of two things: First, my house is on the market. I haven't been able to sit down or have enough privacy to do much without having someone come through and look around.

Second, I'm taking a vacation. Sone friends of mine are getting together for 10 days over Thanksgiving, and I've been packing and making sure I have money/time.

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Progress
Words - 11,488 + 1,800 / 50,000
Days - 12 / 30
Average - 1,107 words a day (+63) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 22 + 3
Chapters - 3

Total Progress - 26.58% (+3.60%)

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For the lack of better words, I decided to start off this year with a list of my least favorite things that happen in television, movies, and books. Basically any form of media at one point written down. It's something someone had the balls to write, but it falls flat most of the time or leaves disappointment in its wake. This is really long I ramble on and on I'M SORRY!

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Knighty wanted blue....

In all seriousness, I actually like it, for the most part, but it will definitely take some time to get used to it. Only thing that bugs me is the rounded avatars and how they affect the cropping of the original picture now

y'all who still watch for me to update stuff are nerds
it's kinda sweet tho

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My brain: Let's fart out a story idea based on those old fics about Lauren Faust becoming an alicorn in Equestria.

Story pitch coming up next because oof ouch brain rot go brrrrr.

I intended on uploading a story for Halloween, but because it didn't pass moderation (my own fault, cause I wanted to be a fancy dumbass) I had to fix the discrepancy and re-submit it. It just recently uploaded, and no one will ever see it... whatever, though. I just wanted it done. It's been in my "unsubmitted" section for such a long time, and I've always wanted to get it done, but never had the right motivation or drive.

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As I approach the weekend, it's time to give a quick update on things. By this time next week, I'll be on the road headed back to Texas. I'm moving for the fourth time in four years (a fact that aggravates me more than almost anything else), which of course means I will not be available until I find a place to stay. To that end, I'm saving most of my current projects - FMP, Switcharootaloo, and Locals - to my Drive folders so I can at least study them while in the passenger seat.

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A significant amount of you has taken the time to point out that Scootaloo's plan to murder Celestia is extremely flimsy. To the criticism I would like to give the following response on how this plan would actually succeed:

I 'unno.

Season Six, Episode Six
No Second Prances

0:45 So, Twilight has confimed my belief that Frienship is Knives. And is it just me or has she been behaving rather odd for this season? Is there something weird happening with the writing staff?

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Ordinarily, I do only five stories at a time in review sets unless I’m reviewing short story collections, but I decided to do six instead of five in this set so as to avoid compelling myself to try and read four more recent stories in lieu of some older ones I’ve been putting off reading.

Today’s stories:

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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